9| Roger Craig
Cut his hand while adjusting the strap of his wife’s bra.
8| Glenallen Hill
Terrified of spiders, Hill wakes up from a nightmare thinking they are attacking him. He stumbles out of bed, tumbles down the stairs and lands on the disabled list with various cuts and bruises.
7| Sammy Sosa
In 2004, Sosa sprains a back ligament after apparently sneezing too hard.
6| Henry Cotto
Yankee fans will always refer to him as Q-Tip Cotto. He punctures an eardrum while cleaning his ear with a Q-Tip on the bench and gets bumped by Ken Griffey.
5| Kazuo Matsui
Anal fissure. No more details needed.
4| Marty Cordova
Orioles outfielder falls asleep in a tanning bed and doctors order him to stay out of the sun, forcing him to miss some day games in 2002. Kramer would be proud.
3| Adam Eaton
In 2001, the Padres pitcher uses a paring knife to open a DVD package and ends up in the ER after accidentally stabbing himself in the stomach.
2| Robert Pratt
In 1981, Pratt, a Baltimore Colts lineman (No. 61), pulls a hamstring while heading to midfield for the coin toss.
1| Jimmy Gobble
Kicked a cactus barefoot.
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