Of all the types of men a woman might service in the escort business, a recent BuzzFeed post, would indicate those working on Wall Street could soon earn the reputation of being the worst kind of client.
According to a first person account from a female escort in New York City – every word of which needs to be read to be believed — not only do Wall Street men whine about their lives, but they need constant reassurance that they are well-endowed and amazing in bed.
“They want to talk a lot more than you think,” says the author of the post, whose self-described physical attributes include having the kind of “tiny but curvy body that drives men wild” along with auburn hair and almond-shaped eyes.
“They want to vent about their kids’ private schools, their bosses, their bonus talks, their friend beating them at squash,” she continues. “They have big egos and are big babies. If I made any sign that they weren’t the best lover … they started asking all these questions and putting me down.”
Next, the escort gets to what it is she’d really like to inform those former clients: “No, actually, you’re really small and you’re bad in bed.”
The Buzzfeed escort, for her part, admitted that the attention of Wall Street men was alluring at first, but that their appeal soon wore off. She says she tried out “sugar daddy” websites after she quit being an escort, thinking she might find someone looking for “something long term,” but found them to be no better — perhaps because some were still Wall Street types. “One guy who was in private equity gave me $5,000 a month for four months, but then he disappeared. These men, it’s like they die one day,” she wrote. “They’re all liars. Some nicer or cuter than others, but all liars.”